As many of you know, we're huge bacon lovers here at J&D's. We now make Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and Bacon Lip Balm. That last one seemed like a stretch at first, but now that bacon has successfully made the jump from food to personal care, we're pushing it even further.
With that said, we're happy to introduce our newest product, baconlube™. It's not for sale yet, but we're looking for early product testers to put our "Everything should taste like bacon" tagline to the test. Please email us at keepitsizzlin@baconsalt.com to get on our beta tester list.
Perfect for Passover!
Posted by: s | March 31, 2009 at 12:01 PM
...because my girlfriend has always said "baby, i wish you tasted more like bacon" when she was down there......
Posted by: Jay Moore | March 31, 2009 at 05:18 PM
Hello, if you are looking for testers for this fine product, my wife and I would like to volunteer.
Please contact us!
Posted by: mykie | March 31, 2009 at 06:55 PM
Does it leave a greasy after taste? Sign me up! LOL
Posted by: SteveB - Seattle | April 01, 2009 at 01:18 AM
So this means now when you are dating a pig, she can taste like one too.
Posted by: axeman | April 01, 2009 at 07:23 AM
I sure hope this is vegetarian-friendly... ha ha. Brilliant!
Posted by: Chao | April 01, 2009 at 07:43 AM
Pick me!! Pick me!!
Posted by: Valleygirlx | April 01, 2009 at 10:53 AM
is this still kosher?
Posted by: Andrew | April 01, 2009 at 11:21 AM
> is this still kosher?
It probably depends where you put it. ;-)
Posted by: C. Hagen Radick | April 01, 2009 at 03:14 PM
SERIOUSLY!?!?!?
There is NOTHING my fiance would love more than this! And as his future wife it is my duty to keep him happy. right?
We would love to test this product out for you, or at the very least be told where to buy it when it becomes available.
Thanks for makin' the bacon!
Posted by: Heather | April 01, 2009 at 03:58 PM
Intriguing, especially because most *sweet* flavored lubes are so utterly sickening. Perhaps bacon's "umami" taste profile is the way to go? But alas, bacolube would definitely give "Squeal like a pig!" a whole new meaning.
Posted by: MizM | April 01, 2009 at 04:01 PM
Perfect for Passover yes, but are we allowed to have it during Yom Kippur?
Posted by: Dustin | April 01, 2009 at 05:17 PM
Please God, tell me this is an April Fool's bit...
Posted by: Bobby | April 01, 2009 at 05:57 PM
I totally want to beta-test this!
Posted by: Feral | April 01, 2009 at 09:01 PM
Is this for when you go hogging?
Posted by: AD | April 01, 2009 at 09:24 PM
So freakin awesome!
Posted by: No | April 02, 2009 at 01:01 AM
oh well..so now mrs potato can finally meets mr. bacon!
Posted by: trizio | April 02, 2009 at 03:39 AM
Is there actually any pig or other animal ingredients in there?
Posted by: Mike Elliot | April 02, 2009 at 04:30 AM
I love it!
You've GOT to confirm whether or not this was an April fool's joke.
Posted by: McBloggenstein | April 02, 2009 at 10:19 AM
I want some!!! Please please please!
Posted by: Sheila | April 02, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Happy April Fools? If not I seriously regret showing this to my husband.
Posted by: cleverhandel | April 02, 2009 at 03:41 PM
*sniffsniffsniff*
baconbaconbaconbaconTHERE!
Posted by: Pteryxx | April 03, 2009 at 05:58 AM
Yummmmmmmmm. Count me in.
Posted by: Terri K | April 04, 2009 at 08:06 AM
Another brilliant bacon application. Yes, I'll take a dozen--maple-flavored, please.
Posted by: Drmies | April 04, 2009 at 08:20 AM
I suggest a label change.
Porking. Redefined.
Posted by: whodidntante | April 04, 2009 at 11:46 AM