The mysterious person behind the OMG-ponies.com blog – who apparently hates Christmas – is on a quest to make every one of his/her favorite cocktails taste like bacon. He/she has some delicious cocktails planned over the coming year, including:

• February: Bacotini (Bacon Martini)
• March: Bacon Sour (Bacon Whiskey Sour)
• April: Baco-rita (Bacon Margarita)
• Smarch: Bacon Sunrise (Bacon Tequila Sunrise)
• May: Bacon Julep (Bacon Mint Julep)
• June: Bacon Collins (Bacon Tom Collins)
• July: Bacon Daiquiri vs. Bacon Colada taste test
• August: Bacojito (Bacon Mojito) vs. Bacorinha (Bacon Caipirinha) taste test
• September: Bacon Fizz (Bacon Gin Fizz)
• October: Bacontoberfest – Bacon Salt and beers, ales, stouts, and ciders
• November: Bacon & Bourbon – a sampler of American whiskeys and bourbons with Bacon Salt
• December: Bacon Nog (Bacon Egg Nog)

His first recipe is for a Bacon Mary, which will be something we will definitely try this weekend. Note: if you’re easily offended, don’t go there.