The Post Office is reporting an unusually high number of bacon-scented packages this holiday season. In a separate and possibly related incident, the number of postal workers who are being chased down by bacon-hungry dogs is also on the rise.
Here is a picture of our most recent post office shipment. Trust us when we say that the Post Office usually doesn't look this happy to see us rolling in with hundreds of packages at a time, so this smiling postal worker is a rare sight for us.
Just a reminder that the post office wants all shipments by tomorrow, meaning if you get your order in today it should make it in time for Christmas.