First there was Bacon Salt. Then there was Baconnaise. Along the way, we even made Bacon Lip Balm.
We're about to take a new and very important step in the history of bacon. We invented Bacon Ranch, the product we always wanted to make but didn't know how - until now. As the great Neil Armstrong said - likely while on a fake moon set in a studio in Southern California, although that's still being confirmed - this is one small step for man, and one giant leap for your salad. We're paraphrasing here.
What's that you say? Bacon and ranch has been done before? Riiight. We're here to say that little tasteless, leathery bacon bits floating in a sea of ranch dressing is NOT Bacon Ranch. Bacon Ranch is when you combine two great tastes of ranch and bacon together in one miraculous condiment. Then you put it on a salad, or on chicken wings or dip chips and veggies into it or even dip your pizza into it (a strange tradition here in Seattle) and think "life couldn't get any better than this." It's when your crazy relatives come over for Thanksgiving and decide to talk about how awesome your Bacon Ranch dip is instead of asking you what you're going to do with your life or telling you about their last hernia operations. It's when you throw a Super Bowl party and people eat all the dip and fist-fights break out to lick the bowl.
That's what we tried to do with J&D's Bacon Ranch. We think it's the best product we've ever made, and we think you'll agree. The website www.TheBaconRanch.com isn't quite live yet. But we just got a limited supply of product in pre-launch - and once it's gone, we're not sure when we're going to get more (although it will hopefully be soon). You can buy it here:
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Ranch--new_c_11.html. Git along little taste buds.
Justin & Dave