This is an amazing but true story sent from one of our favorite people, known as @spamspam on twitter, for your viewing enjoyment. We hope that it brings together bacon lovers and mayo lovers everywhere.
This is a true story.
As the tale begins, I was already a huge fan of Bacon Salt. The moment Baconnaise was finally available, I immediately placed my order and awaited the goods. When it arrived, I immediately left my office and picked up my best friend Anna, who I had a long-standing crush on--and who was also as big of a fan of mayonnaise as I was of bacon. We went to the nearest Subway shop, ordered a footlong chicken breast sub with only veggies on it, and proceeded to slather it with Baconnaise. Needless to say, we were both in condiment heaven as we found that Baconnaise was even better than either of us was hoping, and we finished off that jar in only a few days.
A few days after this experience, Anna and I fell deeply in love, and shortly thereafter, decided that we would spend the rest of our lives together. Without hesitation, I credit Baconnaise for sparking the love between this bacon lover and the mayo lover, and since our love blossomed out of a jar of Baconnaise, I can assure you that it will be a core part of our wedding banquet.
Thank you, Justin and Dave, for inventing Baconnaise and sparking the love of a lifetime.
Spam, your official Bacon Bishop of Baltimore (http://bacn.me/8qv) and founder of the Ministry Of Bacon