Bacon Salt Haiku

Craig Murphy, Social Anomaly, is at it again. He gives us the first Bacon Salt Haiku:

wondrous Bacon Salt
bacon-flavored condiment
granulated love

Good use of the 5-7-5, Craig. We've created our own right back at you:

From Craig Murphy-san
Comes Bacon-Flavored Gospel
Or An Egg Salad

Needs work, but this is only the second Bacon Salt-related haiku ever made, so we'll take a mulligan...